A few posts ago, I mentioned my “You’re a Puke” list. KLZ over at Taming Insanity demanded a recital of the entire list. So, here goes:
- You are a parent and you still smoke
- You leave your toddlers and preschoolers alone in the car while you run in someplace for a “second”
- You have truck nuts
- You have a profane bumper sticker
- You drive aggressively
- You try to instill cynicism in the young
- You regale uninterested people with tales of your drinking exploits
- In public (or private) you angrily say the following to your six-year-old, “I don’t want to hear the sound of your little voice!” (I almost punched this guy.)
- You smoke at public transit stops
- You fail to yield your seat to the elderly, disabled and pregnant
- You cuss loudly and unreservedly in public
- You spit on the street
- You fail to pay child support
- You force your child into activities you wish you had excelled in
- You dress your toddler in a TapouT t-shirt
Such a list, compiled by just one person, can never be truly comprehensive, so I’ll need your help. Please add your criteria for the “You’re a Puke” list in the comments.