1. My kitchen tile grout is beige. Not dark brown. In related news, I bought a steam cleaner.
2. If you have a wood stove, you stand zero chance of having a cob web free home, even for a day.
3. When you start looking for cobwebs, you realize how desparately your trim needs painting.
4. My husband has the coolest cleaning tools, we’re talking a little toothbrush thingy with brass bristles. He’s been holding out on me.
5. Magic Erasers (TM) will occupy my child longer than back to back Dora episodes.