Yes, I’m talking to you, young man with too much gel in your hair. News flash, you are not Dale Earnhardt, Jr. A real race car driver knows the value of human life and saves the speed for the track. The roads are not your personal video game. And you are, in fact, mortal, despite the vampire hair-do. And when you kill another mortal in an accident, you will regret it everyday until you die.
And you, forty-something man in the pick-up with the “big meats,” you obviously have anger issues. I’m sure your workplace offers a certain number of therapy sessions, go make an appointment before you hurt someone.
And you, Missy. It is now illegal to text while driving in Oregon. Do you know why? Because people who text while driving maim and kill other people!
Did none of you see “Blood on the Highway” in driver’s education class? Do you really think that getting to the bar in time for the first batch of mini tacos at happy hour is worth risking the lives of others? Do you realize if you cause an accident and hurt my child I will kill you with my tiny woman hands?
And let’s all remember to check our mirrors and use our turn signals, okay?