On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Three cups of decaf,
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Four bra extenders,
Three cups of decaf,
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Five colace pills,
Four bra extenders,
Three cups of decaf,
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Six pairs maternity leggings,
Five colace pills,
Four bra extenders,
Three cups of decaf,
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Seven belly bands,
Six pairs maternity leggings,
Five colace pills,
Four bra extenders,
Three cups of decaf,
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Eight pairs of bigger panties,
Seven belly bands,
Six pairs maternity leggings,
Five colace pills,
Four bra extenders,
Three cups of decaf,
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Nine panty-liners,
Eight pairs of bigger panties,
Seven belly bands,
Six pairs maternity leggings,
Five colace pills,
Four bra extenders,
Three cups of decaf,
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Ten prenatal vitamins,
Nine panty-liners,
Eight pairs of bigger panties,
Seven belly bands,
Six pairs maternity leggings,
Five colace pills,
Four bra extenders,
Three cups of decaf,
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Eleven Tums for heartburn,
Ten prenatal vitamins,
Nine panty-liners,
Eight pairs of bigger panties,
Seven belly bands,
Six pairs maternity leggings,
Five colace pills,
Four bra extenders,
Three cups of decaf,
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Twelve Tucks pads,
Eleven Tums for heartburn,
Ten prenatal vitamins,
Nine panty-liners,
Eight pairs of bigger panties,
Seven belly bands,
Six pairs maternity leggings,
Five colace pills,
Four bra extenders,
Three cups of decaf,
Two grams of melatonin and
A wedge pillow for under my belly.