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June 25, 2010 by sue campbell

This week has left little room for blogging, so I’m pulling out an early post for your enjoyment (or annoyance).  I promise not to make a habit of it.  This was originally posted February 9, 2010.

5 Ways My Relationship with My Couch has Changed Since Parenthood

 One day, about four years ago, while seated on my sofa, dreaming of having a child, I remember thinking: I will not be able to sit on the couch and do nothing anymore. I needn’t explain why this was a gross understatement. Rather, let me illustrate my parental couch postures, in stark contrast to my childless days of sitting still and staring at the fire.

1. Sitting up and feeding a dolly while my daughter pretend grocery shops.

2. Sitting up, cradling a 30 pound child as if she were an infant, and feeding her a from a fake bottle.

3. On all fours, with a toddler on my back as rider.

4. On my back, with my feet on Nora’s hips, my arms supporting her armpits while she makes airplane noises.

5. In the prone position, with my hands reflexively held in front of my face, preventing my daughter’s skull from giving me a fat lip as she carelessly tosses her head around while “cuddling.”

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This is a blog for PARENTS. True, the writer, Sue Campbell, writes books for kids. But this blog is for grown-ups. It has some swearing and would be super boring for kids. Except for the swearing.

The PODCAST is for KIDS and PARENTS. In fact, my twelve-year-old daughter is my co-host.

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MORE ABOUT SUE: She makes an ACTUAL LIVING from writing words and marketing books and lives with her husband, two daughters, six chickens and one messy house rabbit in Portland, Oregon. And yes, Portland IS that weird. She really couldn't be any luckier.

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