Grandma: Nora, what does Mom do all day at work?
Nora: Eats lunch. Goes to meetings. Plays with her friends. If she
needs to go potty, she goes potty. Goes to the water fountain if she
is thirsty.
Grandma: Nora, what does Daddy do all day at work?
Nora: Eats lunch. Digs holes. Dumps dirt and gets more dirt. Goes
in his lunch box and drinks a beer if he is really thirsty.